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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2196	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5282

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.