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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SMP Server with nice pluginsThe economy is community driven, with a variety of ways to earn money. You can kill powerful mobs, set up shops or getting loot crates while farmingTo enhance the gameplay, we offer special abilities with AureliumSkills and there are over 200+ custom enchantments available.Players are also able to rank up, in game, using the economy to gain access to new commands and perks.– NO P2W Stuff – Vanilla Overhaul & 900+ Advancements – Custom World generation for the Overworld, Nether and the End – Create your own Kingdom with Towny – Be the most powerful Player at the Server 😉

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9133	Secret Passages Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.