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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Void Gems Collected:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a unique experience? fun times? lovely friends? Then, Alanium MC is just for you!【What we support】 Java & Bedrock Editions || Premium Minecraft || 24/7 Uptime || Custom events【What’s waiting for you in game】 Fun game modes with exciting gameplay || Regular Events with rewards and special ranks || Custom Structures【What’s waiting for you on discord】 Active discord community with 500+ members || Friendly and helpful staff team || Fun Discord bots and leveling system【How to join】 Java IP: alanium.com Bedrock IP: alanium.com || Port: 19132

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magic Items Found:	4478

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.