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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7238 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 4057 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
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