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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 532 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
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