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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4208 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1546 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
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