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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9689 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | New Chunks Explored: | 517156 |
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