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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 216 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9938 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
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