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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1962 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Magic Items Found: | 4656 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2813 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
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