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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3894 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
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