New Minecraft Servers

Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP

Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have at least 10GB of questionable Japanese cartoons saved on their hard drive! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with a deep appreciation for the weirdest and most wonderful aspects of Japanese culture can truly thrive in our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you just might find yourself embroiled in a llama-led revolution that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who was banned from the server for griefing. Legend has it that if you can find the chicken’s lost diamond sword, you will be granted three wishes by the ghostly fowl.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your hard drive space). Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

    PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Heart Attack Halters

    Heart Attack Halters

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

    HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

    Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EgoCraft SMP

    EgoCraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂ðŸĪŠðŸĶ„🐔🚀🌈

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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