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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3883 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.
So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?