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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5324 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 146 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.
So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?