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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 126 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1423 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!