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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8925 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Farms Harvested: | 944 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!