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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8567 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2005 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!