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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7259 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!