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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1655 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8660 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!