Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 194 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
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