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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3070 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 98 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 774 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Why should you join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of sassy llamas who love to gossip about all the drama happening in the Minecraft world. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their juicy llama drama!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident chef, Pablo the Pig. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted sombreros somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Vamos, amigos! Let’s make some memories that will have us saying “Jajaja” for days to come!
