Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 924 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
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