So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Slimecraft

    Slimecraft

    Slimecraft, owner known as jaimelive, and CoOwner WolframAlec. Best Server you’ll ever join. ———————————– ~Creative ~New Map soon. ~Nice people, come to join and build! ———————————– ~Admins~ AxelVIII DerpNyanCat Hairylemon98 jaimelive Shadow0X3 Tiamarth WolframAlec ———————————– ~ Dont ask for Admin rank or OP, you will be laughed at and ignored. ~If you join the server, a sense of humour is recommended. ~Join the server for fun, no bullshit.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7630
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCUnity

    MCUnity

    McUnity McUnity is an optimized gaming server made for all ages! We are here to provide you with the best Minecraft experience that you will ever have. This server includes a lot of different things like, Factions, PvP Games, Mini-Games, and much more! Join Now! Features: – Massive PvP Games – Amazing events like Drop Parties. – Rewards when you vote for our server – Advanced server settings and statistics on our website Community Join our community at our server at http://MCUnity.net/ Support us If you like our server, we would really appreciate you if you vote for us, it really helps us out to find new players and being recognized. If you really love us, you can consider donating at this page: http://MCUnity.net/shop(We can stay online thanks to donations!)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HamCraft

    HamCraft

    Factions, Economy, Jobs, Auctions, Gambling, PVP, No PVP, Combat Tag, Mini-Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Die Freebuilder

    Die Freebuilder

    Hallo, This is a freebuild server where you can build anywhere. PvP is only on in the PvP Arena and mobs are also off. Here you can concentrate entirely on building. and if you build something good, big, beautiful you might also get special rights (gm, supp, mod)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ResistInc ★ Faction ★

    ResistInc  ★ Faction ★

    Welcome and hi, to our Brand new server. we are lucky to have u all and help us with hard times.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Ores Mined: 3781

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ImmortalCraft

    ImmortalCraft
    ImmortalCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Rebirth Of Balkan

    Rebirth Of Balkan

    Join us and have fun! 🙂

    Our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/robminecrafters

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Animals Bred: 54

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rawcritics PvP+ Minecraft

    Rawcritics PvP+ Minecraft

    Welcome to Rawcritics!

    We are fully staffed and have a massive loyal community which you can visit at www.rawcritics.com/community or follow the latest updates at twitter.com/rawcritics.

    We hope you come. We bet you don’t leave…

    IP: minecraft.rawcritics.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4157 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PhoenixRisen

    PhoenixRisen

    Phoenix Risen is a community with multiple servers, notably the main survival server, which offers a myriad of fun perks and play options for both regular members and those who support the server by donating. Server play is fair, and there is a pretty good balance to ease of access for materials while keeping the survival feel of minecraft.

    The main survival server utilizes several core plugins to provide a really good play experience, including both personal and town claims, mcMMO, Remote storage, custom drops and crafting, community-created mini-games and dungeons, and much more.

    We would love to have you with us!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IronHelm PVP

    IronHelm PVP

    PVP server

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 54677 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IntensePvP

    IntensePvP

    IntensePvP!

    Want to rent? Add me on skype: mirzafifa

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Deitys Galaxy

    Deitys Galaxy

    try it out and look if it fits you!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BattleRealms

    BattleRealms

    BattleRealms!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KaycoCraft

    KaycoCraft

    KaycoCraft is a WHOLE new experience for Minecraft players world wide. Our loving trained Admins will cater to your every need. We have a wide array of plugins all to make your time you spend on the server better. The server is a survival build server where players are in survival and are able to build with your friends as well as our staff! Join today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Orc3cta

    Orc3cta

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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