So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Secret Passages Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mines Excavated: 3218
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • AzerCraft

    AzerCraft

    PvP/Fac server in 1.7.2

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Penzcraft

    Penzcraft

    Penzcraft is a mature 24/7 Vanilla SMP server. There are no crazy plugins that takes away that vanilla feel that we all love. However, we feel that some plugins are required in order for the players to have a fun experience on the server, such as grief protection and an economy.

    Our map is split into two sections, north and south, where the south is the peaceful non-PVP area and north is the crazy PVP area.

    Everyone can come on the server, but you won’t be able to leave spawn until you have been approved.

    Admins: JRPenza620 & Clarsen12 Moderators: LiLouSWE & Eviia

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 218 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RockyCraft

    RockyCraft

    This is a HardCore Factions Server. You only get 1 kit and that’s it. You can Grief, Raid, ect….

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8830 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 678989 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Harryo Anarchy Server

    Harryo Anarchy Server

    In high quality datacenter with daily backups No rules No map change or reset No lag Safe place to build your base

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Sofurry

    Sofurry

    Completely fun, the Moderators are beyond Awesome!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Crops Grown: 9439
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • JellyPvP

    JellyPvP

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 192 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Zdug

    Zdug

    It’s a semi vanilla server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 803074 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Funtheory

    Funtheory

    Please see us here: http://funtheory.enjin.com/

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Void Gems Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Innectis

    Innectis

    We have been a community since May of 2011 and boast a featureset that was written right from our development team.

    A few of our features include:

    Lot system which allows you to get an area that only you and people you allow. Protect/Restrict various blocks (chests, trapdoors, doors, etc.) Multiple worlds (Survival, Aether, Nether, Creative/Pixel art world and a resource world) And more!

    Ranks: VIP – Access to 3 100×100 lots. Super VIP – Access to up to 5 150×150 lots, TinyWE usage, lights anywhere (places glowstone at feet) Goldy – Infinite lots up to 300×300, backpack, larger TinyWE selection, prefix editing!

    New features are added more and more with each update. Staff can be found on forums or in-game.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pro Mc Games

    Pro Mc Games

    Pro Mc Games is a futuristic themed mini-game server that is has completely custom coded plugins. We currently offer many well known game modes with our own twists to them. Come check us out! play.ProMcGames.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ChileMinecraft.cl Towny

    ChileMinecraft.cl Towny

    Come play with ChileMinecraft, make your adventure, server with more than 8 GB of ram, 100 slots and improving every day, we have an exclusive forum for your problems, download area for the Launcher and more.

    ** YOU CAN EARN MONEY BY VOTING DAILY ON THIS PAGE, MORE INFORMATION AT http://chileminecraft.cl/mensaje/18557/ **

    SERVER INFORMATION ON CHILEMINECRAFT.CL, VERSION 1.7

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7247 Villages Defended: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Viperlance

    Viperlance

    =Now With Vote Roulette!=

    This survival server is for players of any age and any skill-set. This is a very unique server that allows a lot more freedom than most. You can trust that your kids are safe here from bad language. We are a fun friendly community where all can come to play an amazing game together!

    Join us today and see Viperlance.Net for other useful tools 🙂

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 295 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Avendria Rush Party Deutsch

    Avendria Rush Party Deutsch

    Our Minecraft server is a large server network that is looking for many active players (cracked and premium possible)! We currently have 5 game modes (Rush, Build, Creative, Party, SkyBlock) For more see Avendria.de

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Abuscus 2.0

    Abuscus 2.0

    !NEW! Multi-verse Economy And All that other stuff

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Balayacraft

    Balayacraft

    JOIN ON BALAYACRAFT.DE

    BalayaCraft has existed since October 5, 2012! We always try to create a fair environment for you. We have a mature team of 25+ and are always there for you if you need help! Our network is small and familiar and includes a total of 3 servers (+bungee).

    We look forward to seeing you! Kind regards, your BalayaCraft team

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Animals Bred: 84
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY