Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4656
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	289
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5324	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!