Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Craft Portugal 1.2.4

Minecraft PT 1.2.4 server you can join without having the original game. We have unlimited Clans, levels, events, and slots. The server is hosted and is connected 24 hours a day. Come to our website http://www.craftportugal.info IP TEAMSPEAK 3 – devils-ts.dyndns.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Palace Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay

Come visit the Palace! We are a family-friendly network with Creative plots, Arcade Games, a Role Play world, Walt Disney World from Florida, Disneyland from California, Disney Cruise Line ships, and more!

Our goal is to provide a safe environment for people of all ages. We do not allow any forms of swearing, trolling or inappropriate behavior anywhere on our network.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Farms Harvested:	223
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Curce

Custom, Dedicated, Dimention, Disasters, Horror, new, Survival

Prepare to embark on an adventure filled with custom features and disasters that will challenge your survival skills to the limit.

Features

* Custom dimension* Horror focused* Custom mobs* Player shops* Disasters

And more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	252	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Athena’s Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim]

Allages, Community, Contests, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Friendly, Livemap, MCMMO, Megabuilds, Mounts, Pets, Playeshops, PvE, Quests, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Rpgitems, Survival, Worldmap

Come join now at

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Java 1.20+

Looking for a long-term Minecraft home?

Here on Athena’s Kingdoms, we never reset our world.

Why? Because we LOVE building BIG.

Athena's Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim] Minecraft Server

More ranks coming soon…

All ranks are obtainable over PLAY TIME

You may also obtain addition ranks along side these, such as Donation ranks Gold, Diamond, or Emerald

or our Content Creator YouTube and TikTok ranks!

Come join now at

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Java 1.20+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Carpicraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

We are CARPICRAFT, an upgradeable Survival Custom and SkyGrid server!! We have just started with the start of season 3 and we want to invite you to be part of our community!! We have: Jobs Bosses Pets Store Skygrid Own economy BloodMoon And much more!! IP: carpicraft.sv.com.ar 1.16 – 1.19.3 JAVA

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OniCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Come check out any of our servers! They all work on a Grey-list feature, meaning you can log into the servers, move around, test the latency, and check out spawn, all without being white-listed. Once you are registered and promoted to member on our site, you can build, claim land, and use the numerous features that set us apart from other servers. If you are looking to go straight for the application page, you can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/join.

Make sure to check out our Guide to Oni, listing the rules, features, and other info regarding our servers. You can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/guide.

Use the IP(s) below to log in! OniCraft Server IP: OniCraft.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Bukkit Vanilla) OniTech Server IP: OniTech.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Technic Mod-Pack) Mumble IP: central1.voice.enjin.com:60645 (Free to use Voice Chat) Website: www.oniclangaming.com (Free to use WebsiteForums) Server Stream: www.twitch.tv/camtaro

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nova Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Nova Survival is a plugin based server. Survival mechanics as well as other mechanics of Minecraft have been changed. Staff is extremely helpful when it comes to this due to the extreme content there is in the plugins we use. We look forward to seeing you come on the server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mine Mine no Mi Server

Survival

Just a mine mine no mi server. It’s run on aternos so we will have to try to keep it up as long as possible.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vcraft enhanced survival

Survival

Come in Come all to your enhanced Survival Experience with jobs and a sustainable econ you will enjoy every aspect of this Minecraft server!! We have plugins such as gravestone so your items never despawn and your items cannot be stolen! Jobs to prop up the ever-growing survival economy and a community of family friendly Players!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!

Adventure, Biomes, Bosses, Brewery, Cooking, Custom, Custombiomes, Customterrain, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FANTASY, Farming, Fishing, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, mmorpg, Nations, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Siege, Skills, Smeltery, Spells, Survival, Tannery, Terrain, Towns, Unique, Worldbuilding

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024! Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Atlas Project!

Server Address/IP

play.mc-atlas.com

We are currently in a dev period. The server will return officially on March 16. Our Closed Beta begins on February 17. If you want more information on the server’s release, feel free to reach out to our Discord!

>> Wiki << >> Discord << >> Rules <<

“So…you have arrived upon this world of Atlas? Sadly that means your old world is no more. This new world you have washed up on has plunged into all-out war.

You are not the first refugee to be saved from destruction by the Obelisk – and you will not be the last. For fifteen years, we have been the keepers of the Obelisk, the harbingers of lost souls like you. Some have integrated into our people. Others have struck out into the harsh and brutal world of Atlas to build empires of their own. Fewer yet have succeeded.

But an evil force is gaining power in the world, threatening to undo the very fabric of reality itself. Centuries ago, the Arkayo nearly succeeded in summoning their brutal god of chaos into this world. And after all this time, hidden in exile, I fear they are close to summoning him once again.

Grieve quickly for your old world, for there is little time. We have saved you from the brink of destruction, traveler… now it is you who must save us…”

Atlas is an immersive MC experience like no other. A custom nation creation system, mixed with the rich backstory and quest progression of an MMORPG, make for a world that MC players of any style can enjoy!

Players find themselves as refugees from their ruined worlds, arriving in the world of Atlas just in time to see the resurgence of a dangerous cult, thought to be eradicated long ago. Through exploration of the unique, hand-painted world, completing the hundreds of available quests across dozens of NPC towns, and even building their own nations to compete on the world stage, players must make choices that affect their gameplay and reputation throughout Atlas and craft their own unique legacy!

Featuring a series of custom-made, never-before-seen plugins, players can do anything from discovering dozens of new ores and alloys through smelting, to training in robust schools of magic, to smuggling goods and sparking economic warfare. The possibilities are endless!

Join Atlas today and craft your legacy! Adventure awaits….

Custom and Featured Mechanics

* Found Nations and Towns.

* Player-Driven Diplomacy

* Unique Crafting Skills: Smeltery, Tannery, Brewery, and Cooking.

* Dynamic Economy.

* Custom Gear System

* Magic and Spellcasting.

* Massive Dungeons.

* Hundreds of Quests.

* Legendary Items.

* Custom Crops and Agriculture.

* Extensive Lore & RP Events.

* 100+ Unique Fish.

Admins: Ajaxan, Iyoforeayo, Tyrriel, Wizardteepot, Terryn, Aestrus, xXBelocXx

Renders: GuildsMC

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MonsterCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

18combat, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, BUILD, Cheating, Cheatingallowed, Cheats, Clan, Clans, Combat, Creative, Enchant, Enchants, Hack, Hackingallowed, Hacks, KitPvP, Network, PvP, Semianarchy, Shop, Survival, Warps, world, Xylo, Xylosmp

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17Bedrock port: 25799

Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Store: xylosmp.tebex.io

Features:

server

At XyloSMP, we strive to give you the best Anarchy experience. We are a semi-anarchy server, so that means 99% of everything goes. So, what are you waiting for!?!? Join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PianMC

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

— PianMC Server — PianMC is a small server on which you can primarily play survival in vanilla style. But there are additional features such as money, warps, GUIs etc. In between there are always little mini-games that are preferably self-developed and invented!

(The goal of our server is to have a community – albeit a small one – that plays actively and relatively frequently on our server. It is not our intention to have as many players as possible! You can apply at any time in our forum. The template should be used! To become a team member, a Discord account and the use of Discord are MANDATORY! Everyone else is of course very welcome :D)

You can reach us for further information on Discord, in the forum or on the website: http://s.PianMC.tk/discord http://s.PianMC.tk/forum http://s.PianMC.tk/oldforum http://PianMC.tk

You can easily report players with a /ticket or on Discord.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dog lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchantments Applied:	198
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

114server, PvP, Semianarchy, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Hello gamers,

Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

Extremely high mob spawn

Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

Active staff that run build events.

Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

No pay to win crap in the survival world.

Server info

Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

Running: 1.19.4

Location: Montreal, Canada

Difficulty: Hard.

Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!