Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3778
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	7119	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Limegaming

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HexicHomie

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP

hexic priion is a fasst growing og prisen sence 2014 and was once one of thre largest growin prisen in mincraftk logan Fortnite is the best a plz add my epic games it is lilhustle26 and i have 1000 solo 250 duo and 0 squad i need a duo partner

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sketchmine!

This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CDLServer

Survival

welcome to the CDL server! its the best server join now at CDLServer.aternos.me its survival!!! ENJOY

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mines Excavated:	4418	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GameScape – Uniquely Perfected.

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Join us for a fun, friendly minecraft experience! We are tightly knit and been around for awhile 😉

We currently offer the following;

– Modified Factions (Direct IP -> SN.GSNetwork.net) [Raiding, Vampires, Mob Arena, PVP, Envoy, and more!]

– Skyblock (Direct IP -> SB.GSNetwork.net) [Island survival! Live off minimal resources]

– Kingdoms (Direct IP -> KD.GSNetwork.net) [Create your own Kingdom and rule others!]

– Hardcore Survival (Direct IP -> HC.GSNetwork.net) [1 life! Deathban! How long can you survive?]

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Star Daze

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.