so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 115 Farms Harvested: 115
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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