so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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