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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8118 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
