New Minecraft Servers

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

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  • MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition

    MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this one! Join us and leave behind the stress of mortgages and boyfriends who think they deserve to be on it just because they exist.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone demanding to be on the mortgage. You can mine for diamonds without worrying about someone else trying to claim them as their own. And best of all, you can explore a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato.

    So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Because here, the only thing you owe anyone is a good time and maybe some virtual diamonds.

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  • BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid

    BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

    why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.

    also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.

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  • DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet

    DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet

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    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz guess what? We got more than 50 Russian shadow fleet vessels belongin’ to Dubai companies! Like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite?

    So, like, picture this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re surrounded by these epic ships, sailin’ around and causin’ chaos. You can hop on board and pretend you’re a pirate or somethin’. Arrr, matey!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that these ships are actually haunted by ghost pirates who will challenge you to duels and stuff. It’s like a real-life Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but in Minecraft form. How insane is that?

    So, like, if you wanna experience the thrill of sailin’ the high seas and battle ghost pirates, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

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  • Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5

    Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5

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    Join our Minecraft server for an unforgettable experience!

    Are you dealing with daddy issues? Well, our server is the perfect place for you!

    Just like life, our server is fragile and full of surprises.

    Experience the delicate balance of building and surviving in a world where trust is a luxury.

    Join now and let your distrust in reality guide you through our virtual realm.

    Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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  • Mineflix & Chill

    Mineflix & Chill

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of rewatching the same old movies over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comfort movie for your gaming soul! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave – just like that one movie you can’t stop watching. So come on down and join us for a cinematic experience like no other!

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