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Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

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  • Crystal Charge Cycle EV

    Crystal Charge Cycle EV

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    Yo, dis server be like dat new lithium-ion battery, except instead of powerin’ EVs, it be powerin’ yo Minecraft adventure for nearly 5 million blocks! Join dis server and endure 20,000 charge cycles of fun and craziness! Our single crystal electrode will keep yo gaming experience at 80% capacity, so you never run outta juice! Come join da madness and see why dis server be da ultimate power source for yo Minecraft dreams!

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  • Survival by Know2Good

    Survival by Know2Good

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Know2Good’s Server
    Server Type Mostly vanilla with plugin/datapack enhancements
    Community Chill, close-knit, and very helpful
    Map Features Large ring of mountains near spawn

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by visiting the Discord server and getting whitelisted.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, some of the rules include no bigotry, bullying, hacking, or griefing. PVP is allowed but stealing is not.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join the server?

    A: You must be at least 15 years old to join, as most members are adults.

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server had a 2-year hiatus but has recently been relaunched.

    Q: Can players become staff members on the server?

    A: Yes, players can progress from being a helpful and active member to becoming a helper, moderator, or admin.

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  • Wheeler’s Realm 1.21.3

    Wheeler’s Realm 1.21.3

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s even more intense than getting your scrotum flattened by a truck!

    – We have more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, so get ready to be blown away (literally)! – Our community is crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, so you’ll never be bored with all the chaos and shenanigans. – The only thing more unpredictable than our server is a toddler on a sugar rush, so expect the unexpected at every turn. – We’ve got more surprises than a jack-in-the-box convention, so get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions (and creepers). – Join us if you dare, because this server is more insane than a pineapple pizza debate.

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  • NeighborlyKnockers

    NeighborlyKnockers

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unwanted visitors barging into your virtual home unannounced! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises, just like the unexpected visits from our neighbor in the story above.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can set up all the booby traps and security measures you need to keep nosy neighbors out. Build your fortress, gather your resources, and defend your territory like a boss.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from the chaos of virtual life, just remember that at least you don’t have a real-life neighbor sneaking into your apartment while you’re half-dressed. So come join us for a laugh, a thrill, and a whole lot of fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

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  • UnfairCraft SMP – Life’s a Block

    UnfairCraft SMP – Life’s a Block

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join ASAP! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers and zombies instead of Oompa Loompas.

    So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal that took me to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. And get this, the unicorns were riding on top of the rainbows like they were surfboards. It was lit, bro.

    And the best part is, on this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest.

    So, like, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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