New Minecraft Servers

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

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  • ExBlockDigits: No digits for exes!

    ExBlockDigits: No digits for exes!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drama in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where exes can’t text you, boyfriends won’t get jealous, and houses don’t burn down (unless you accidentally set them on fire yourself, that is). Don’t let ego-driven breakups ruin your gaming experience – join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing on fire is your passion for building epic structures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CozyCraft SMP: Warmth in a Cold World

    CozyCraft SMP: Warmth in a Cold World

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, you heard me right! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes? You got it. This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids.

    And don’t even get me started on the community. We’ve got the friendliest bunch of players this side of the Nether. Need help building a giant statue of a potato? They’ll be there with their shovels and spuds in hand. Want to prank your best friend by filling their house with llamas? They’ll be there cheering you on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LootCraftLotteryWonders

    LootCraftLotteryWonders

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a chance to win the lottery every time you log in! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so every player has a chance to strike it rich and buy all the weird things their heart desires. Want a pet unicorn that farts rainbows? Done. How about a mansion made entirely out of cheese? We’ve got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Block Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are always up to no good. From stealing entire villages to pranking unsuspecting players with exploding sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just win the lottery and fulfill all your wildest dreams!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Harambe’s Demise: The Beginning of the End

    Harambe’s Demise: The Beginning of the End

    New Minecraft Servers

    RIP HARAMBE, BUT FEAR NOT, HE LIVES ON IN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! JOIN US AND HELP AVENGE HIS DEATH BY BUILDING A GIANT STATUE OF HIM OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

    WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND TREASURE, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS!

    WANT TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE? WE GOT YOU COVERED! OUR SERVER IS FILLED WITH WILD ANIMALS READY TO BE TAMED AND RIDDEN INTO GLORIOUS COMBAT!

    ALSO, DID WE MENTION OUR ENDLESS SUPPLY OF BACON? THAT’S RIGHT, WE HAVE PIGS THAT DROP BACON EVERY TIME YOU SLAUGHTER THEM! JOIN NOW AND FEAST LIKE A KING!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST MINECRAFT PLAYERS! HARAMBE WOULD WANT YOU TO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Microwave SugarCraft

    Microwave SugarCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we use microwave magic to turn plants into yummy sugars for all your crafting needs! forget boring old farming, we’ve got you covered with our high-tech biomass conversion process. you’ll be crafting cakes, potions, and crazy chemical concoctions in no time! plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sugar-loving wizards who will grant you special powers if you prove yourself worthy. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start your sugary adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
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