Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4954	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Potions Brewed:	113
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	1189
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9612	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	123	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Potions Brewed:	50
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Animals Bred:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	78	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Star Shards Collected:	80
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.