Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	94
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	4763	Mines Excavated:	2219
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ores Mined:	3440	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Towns Built:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.