Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9066
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
New Chunks Explored:	813295	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Towns Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	81

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7150
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	90

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4199

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crops Grown:	6425
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.