Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	173407	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Potions Brewed:	167	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
New Chunks Explored:	411423	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Farms Harvested:	916	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magic Items Found:	4628	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3756	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	115
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchantments Applied:	263
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ores Mined:	7995	Magic Items Found:	4524
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.