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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2389 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 117 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. but be warned, Larry has a bad temper and might turn you into a block of cheese if you ask for something stupid.
we also have a secret society of talking sheep who are planning to overthrow the evil sheep king and take over the server. join their rebellion and help them build a giant woolen fortress to protect themselves from the wrath of the sheep king’s army of zombie cows.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Vladimir Putin himself. he plays under the username “SiberianBear69” and has promised to personally ban anyone who griefs or trolls other players.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did we mention that all players from Kursk Oblast get a free diamond pickaxe on their first day? it’s true, Putin decreed it himself!
