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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Void Armor Forged: 10
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Love Letters Sent: 13
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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