come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Love Letters Sent: 14 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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