Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

blocky, BODYGUARD, die for Putin, new documentary, Putins, Russian propagandist, steven seagal, US actor

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crops Grown:	3371
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	79	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	89723	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	144	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3643	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Void Gems Collected:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9466	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	8093	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Farms Harvested:	182

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8476	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.