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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7863 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 859 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 99 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
when u join our server, u basically become part of putin’s inner circle. he sends u gifts, like diamond swords and enchanted armor. and if u ever need help in the game, he’s just a chat message away.
plus, all the other players on the server are world leaders too. imagine playing minecraft with trump, kim jong un, and merkel. it’s like a virtual united nations meeting, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring speeches.
so, if u wanna be part of this exclusive club, join our server now. putin is waiting for u to show off ur building skills and conquer the virtual world together. #putinsminecraftcrew