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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5389 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8287 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!
