so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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