so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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