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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9954 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
