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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2540 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Farms Harvested: | 760 |
so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.
