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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6546 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.
