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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 291 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.
