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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2786 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.
