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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8604 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4974 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mongolia was like, “Nah, we ain’t arresting Putin when he comes to visit, we too busy building giant statues of Steve and Alex.” True story, bro.
Join us if you wanna experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party with Endermen DJs. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!